5 Rules of Taking Shots

No, not these kinds of shots,

but these,

1. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

2.If you do a shot, finish it. If you don’t plan to finish it, don’t accept it.

3. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

4. It is only permissible to shout ‘woo-hoo!’ if you are doing a shot with four or more people.

5. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.