5 Rules on Buying Drinks

Some important drink buying etiquette and tips for the newly legal and all-time clueless…

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

4. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

3 [for 3]. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she more than likely does not like you.

If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

However, If she buys you a drink, she probably likes you.

2. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.

1. If you are broke and a friend is “housing you”[as they say in Uganda], you must laugh at all his/her jokes and play wingman when he/she makes his/her move.