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5 Rules on Buying Drinks

Some important drink buying etiquette and tips for the newly legal and all-time clueless…

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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4. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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3 [for 3]. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she more than likely does not like you.

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If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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However, If she buys you a drink, she probably likes you.

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2. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.


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1. If you are broke and a friend is “housing you”[as they say in Uganda], you must laugh at all his/her jokes and play wingman when he/she makes his/her move.

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Two of some of my favorite things in one video: Vodka and The Lonely Island!

Rökk - “Dream” (by thelonelyisland)

What cherries look like abroad Vs. What they look like in Kenya.

These are the only cherries i found in 3 major supermarkets. It’s hardly inspiring when you see a cocktail garnished with cherries in the book, and then you look at your cherries…